WARNING IMAGE EXTREMELY UNSEXY

WARNING!!! THIS PHOTO MAY CAUSE:
BURNING OF THE EYES
BLOOD LOSS
URG TO TOUCH YOURSELF
BLINDNESS
DIRTY THOUGHTS
SIEZURES
RANDOM SPAZZES
UNCONTROLABLE FANGURL MADNESS
AND COMPLETE CONFUSION

(I AM SORRY IF I AFFEND ANYONE IN ANY WAY!!! THIS WAS MADE FROM A GOOGLE SEARCH GONE WRONG OVER A SKYPE CALL)